tennis_no_ko | Experience Required....

So...my agent has found new ways to drive me up the wall. She means well....but honestly, I haven't done nearly enough to write an autobiography. I know that I actually have time to sit down and write something, but I neither want to nor have enough life experience to be able to make it a seller.

I've always thought it's a bit stupid for younger celebrities to release autobiographies. What have you done in such a short period of time that merits a whole book? Even if you've been a child star, I honestly think you can only really write autobiographies once you've passed forty, at least. That's when you've gained enough life experience and tact to be able to judge your own life without too much bias.

But that's my own opinion. Even with a life as interesting as mine, I honestly can't fill a book.

For Valentine's Day, I have a slightly cold date planned. Bring a coat too, it's gonna be chilly. You might not be able to see me under the layers of clothing~

I have two candidates narrowed down. I'm going to be hiring your services since Genichirou is ill. How much for a day?

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Ah, yes, the autobiography. I've had to do one myself, if only to beat to the punch those who would write one for me and tell lies.

If you don't like the idea of sharing your stories, what about your philosophy? The Art of being You, from how you started in tennis to how you got to be number 2 in the world. Your mindset at times, what got you through trials and adversities...such as being beaten by Echizen in junior high. Let's face it, that was a defining moment in your life. ~~I know it was in mine...~~

Ahh, the joys of unofficial biographies. The highlight of every star's career, I'm sure.

I suppose that would work....it's just this whole business seems a bit like tooting my own horn. If that idiom translates properly. ~~Beating him later in major tournaments did wonders for my confidence. But yes, it was a defining moment., as annoying as it is.~~

In that case, be sure to include the parts where you weren't the stellar man of the hour too. Then it won't feel quite so self-pleasing.

Perhaps I shall.

150,000 an hour. Plus expenses. An I ain't promising I won't end up really fuckin up yer soon ta be guards. But ya know they'll be worth shit if they don't run away just seein me.

I'll need your services for two hours then.

And I'm quite sure they won't run. I want to see what else they do in response to an attack. I'll pay half beforehand and the other half afterwards.

Fine. Let me know when.

Ya say that now. We'll see.

Half payment goes ta this location [location here]

Mmm. Next week probably.

Indeed. I look forward to it. And the payment should be there by tomorrow.

Next week. Won't tell ya when. Won't tell ya where. Can't have ya fuckin anticipating it.

But, of course.

(ooc: I guess sometime next week, Yuki is going to have a serious run in with Akutsu. He's going to be going all out. Like hard core thug style.)

[ooc: Haha, he'll definitely be surprised by it, then. Then, he'll get in check and pretend he was acting as being shocked XD]

Are you sure you don't? You've gone through more than people double your age probably haven't. If you still think you need more life experience, I'm willing to help in any way I can~

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Will you give me any other hints than that~? Like how many layers I may need to bundle up in and if I need special equipment to get around?

Also, I'm going to require that you stay in bed all morning and don't ask why. I have my own Valentine's surprise for you~

I think...even if I've been through a lot, it still doesn't quite feel like enough to write a story about it. Perhaps I have unrealistic expectations for how interesting my life should be? But, I would love that~

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Quite a few layers. probably more than you wore at Christmas. But, you won't need any special equipment. Other than maybe hot chocolate. But I'll bring that~

Oh really, now? I don't think that'll be a problem, in any case. Left to my own devices, I don't get up until 11 anyway >>;

There's no harm in at least starting it now? You could consider it a work in progress. Though hmm... we could always elope to another part of the world. That's probably an interesting experience~

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You have me more curious by the second, my love~ I'll wear some thermal underwear underneath and hope that does the trick.

Perfect. Stay snug and comfy and your surprise will come to you~

That's true. I should drafting in preparation
...and can we please elope when we get there? Somewhere nice and remote and far away from cameras. That would be a wonderful experience :)

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That should do, yes. Live in suspense, dear Kura, it's only until Friday. Besides, you've piqued by own interest, as well. I shall eagerly await.

I was initially thinking Vegas, but maybe a quiet beach on Fiji would be better? Take our best friends as the witnesses and get married in the smallest ceremony with the wind whipping through our hair~

That sounds wonderful. Though Vegas would be..interesting, I'd prefer something quieter, when it happens.

What, you don't want an Elvis themed wedding? For shame, Seiichi~ He's the King!

As much as I appreciate his music, being married by an Elvis-lookalike would perhaps be the strangest experience of my life, and not in a good way!

Actually no, I take that back; nothing can beat suppositories.

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