Experience Required....

[tennis_no_ko]

So...my agent has found new ways to drive me up the wall. She means well....but honestly, I haven't done nearly enough to write an autobiography. I know that I actually have time to sit down and write something, but I neither want to nor have enough life experience to be able to make it a seller.

I've always thought it's a bit stupid for younger celebrities to release autobiographies. What have you done in such a short period of time that merits a whole book? Even if you've been a child star, I honestly think you can only really write autobiographies once you've passed forty, at least. That's when you've gained enough life experience and tact to be able to judge your own life without too much bias.

But that's my own opinion. Even with a life as interesting as mine, I honestly can't fill a book.


For Valentine's Day, I have a slightly cold date planned. Bring a coat too, it's gonna be chilly. You might not be able to see me under the layers of clothing~



I have two candidates narrowed down. I'm going to be hiring your services since Genichirou is ill. How much for a day?

Comments

[atoberex.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, the autobiography. I've had to do one myself, if only to beat to the punch those who would write one for me and tell lies.

If you don't like the idea of sharing your stories, what about your philosophy? The Art of being You, from how you started in tennis to how you got to be number 2 in the world. Your mindset at times, what got you through trials and adversities...such as being beaten by Echizen in junior high. Let's face it, that was a defining moment in your life. I know it was in mine...

Re: Screened to Yukimura

[hidden-tazer.livejournal.com]

150,000 an hour. Plus expenses. An I ain't promising I won't end up really fuckin up yer soon ta be guards. But ya know they'll be worth shit if they don't run away just seein me.

[houtais.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you don't? You've gone through more than people double your age probably haven't. If you still think you need more life experience, I'm willing to help in any way I can~

[Screened]
Will you give me any other hints than that~? Like how many layers I may need to bundle up in and if I need special equipment to get around?

Also, I'm going to require that you stay in bed all morning and don't ask why. I have my own Valentine's surprise for you~