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[tennis_no_ko]

All of me hurts. My coach has no mercy. Tennis balls weren't painful enough for his ideas of motivation, so he's started hurtling cricket balls at me when I'm not performing to his standard. I've broken three headbands in the past week trying to dodge them and keep playing the game. Nike needs to make better quality headbands.

I don't want to play tennis anymore today. The world is ending. Yet the sky is not falling and to my knowledge,pigs are not flying. I thought the world's end would be more dramatic.

Someone talk to me about stuff that isn't tennis.

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[tennis_no_ko]

Everywhere where money is involved is full of it.

It's not really lucky, dealing with kids requires an immense amount of patience (which you and Bunta will need in abundance). I just had a lot of children swarming my hospital room...and me in general life, I suppose. Kids like me. I'm still not sure whether I like kids. But I'll happily oversee your nappy-changing technique.

[haratetsu]

True that.

Well, it's certainely a handy skill to have. You know. Just in case someone drops a kid off at your place...

Change of topic, because this is getting awkward even for my standards :D I bet you look adorable with kids around you.

[tennis_no_ko]

Indeed. If anything, the patience comes in handy.

:D Supposedly, I do look quite good. I wouldn't know, though, I've only seen some pictures.